What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 05:02
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
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The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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